Saturday, March 22, 2014

#107 - Fights


I'm sorry! I'm still here, guys. Don't worry.

Let's never fight again.

262 comments:

  1. All the unnecessary touching just makes it more awesome!

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  2. yeah! more octopuns

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  3. If it exists, there's pr0n of it. No exceptions.

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  4. Foundation is the relationship of a good communication.

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  5. FUCK YEAH I love it when checking back here compulsively finally pays off.

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  6. hahaha yay been waiting ages

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  7. Why does the octopus grow a third arm in the second box?

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    1. Cos it can! Third and more in any box.

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    2. DUDE

      He borrowed it from the octopus in the third frame.

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    3. He's missing one on the third ;-)

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  8. I was worried you had left me..I don't think I could handle that again.

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  9. <3 oh I love it so when I pop back in to find you've updated. yayyyyyyyyy puns r da best.

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  10. Two weeks now...He is fading away...


    Come Back Please, So many people want you here! :D

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  11. Mr Octopuns, when can we expect octopuns Merch? Like T-shirts and bottled ocotopi tears?

    Best regards

    The internet

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    1. I would buy the tears and wear them around my neck.

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  12. haha!!!! my favourite comic yet!

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  13. Where are you? :'(

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  14. Five weeks now...He is gone...

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  15. No I'm not! Expect a comic sooooon.

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    1. We're never going to believe you when you say you're back

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    2. I believe the number of o's in soon is the same as the amount of months we have to wait?

      But, seriously, I need my fix so BADLY!

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    3. Why have you forsaken us?? D;

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    4. What!? You don't think we'll wait? OH! We'll WAIT!?

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    5. It seems that "soon" is relative...

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    6. Two months later:
      "Verrry soooon"

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    7. This isn't soon.... :(

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    8. 5 July, nothing... I love you!

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    9. its been well over 6 months now, i am curious as to what your defenition of ''soon'' is

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    10. 28th July (and another year!), nothing... We still love you thou <3

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    11. Soon please... We are still waiting... Please come back... :'(

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    12. Soon...
      Come back please...
      We are still waiting...
      :'(

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    13. We're. Still. Waiting.

      Hope everything is okay though!

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  16. BUT WHERE ARE THE TEARS?

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  17. Mr. Octopuns Man/Woman,

    You are the greatest thing on the earth. Never stop making comics.

    I love you very much.

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  18. Sooon, youre like every modern company. Not that youre a company... but i need laughs darnit!

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  19. Come baaaaaAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.18 days is not 'sooooon' :'(


    (no pressure though, take your time. I respect your process<3333333)

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  20. you said soon on may second. its not that hard to make a new one! you just dissapoint

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  21. Stop teasing...

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  22. Oh my god.
    This is what I do after all my fights.

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  23. I came for the comics and stayed for the comments. These here are the most best comments on the whole internet.

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  24. i think he's gone.....

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  25. Soon has come... and gone. RIP my hopes and dreams

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  26. i heard he died in a terrible car accident. we should take car e, and dont look for the pictures of the accident. They will s car you for life

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  27. He abandoned us again...

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  28. Come baaaaaaaaack :'(

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  29. Nine weeks now...Past the point of no return...

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  30. It has been 80 days -- 11 weeks and 3 days -- since the last comic.
    It has been 39 days -- 5 weeks and 4 days -- since you said that we should expect a comment soon.

    I think you are awesome. You took on the task that no other webcomic artist would: Weeding out the terrible puns of the world, and dragging them back into hilarity (or, as I sometimes say, hilariousness), no matter how embarrassing or dumb it feels. I respect you, Sir Octopuns. Please come back with a comic for us fans.

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  31. Moar octopuns... please... pretty please... with a cherry on top? We'll be good... just don't pun-ish us... ok, that was just awful, but there will be even awfuler puns if you don't update soon...

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  33. I still check this site everyday. You jerk!

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  34. you get us to expect a comic and what do we get in return? unfulfilment!

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  35. Well, I don't know what your definition of "soon" is, but more than six weeks is not usually considered "soon." Or is "sooooon" different from "soon"?

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  36. life is hard without octopun puns

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  37. Sooooon is very different from soon.

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  38. The good news is that I bought a pencil the other day! So, a new comic should only be about a month away!

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    1. I can't wait.

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    2. This is the best thing I've read all year.

      We love you, Mr. Octopuns.

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    3. I will take over

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    4. OMG RIP in peace Octopuns :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

      A new octopun should have arrived by Oct., but it's ober now

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    5. your months must be different than mine.............. :'( :'( ..... nahhh i'm not actually crying. do really miss you though.

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    6. eh, may I ask for an update? it has been more than four months now...

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    7. I guess Octos have different definition of a month :(

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    8. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!!????? A MONTH AWAY???????????? IT'S BEEN LIIKE WHAT...ALMOST 6 MONTHS NOW!!!!! SERIOUSLY I'M WAITING FOR YOUR COMICS HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

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    9. Give or take a couple months. It just doesn't feel like a new year without new Octopuns.

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    10. Dude its been 6 times longer than you estimated!!

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    11. Current mental state: Deprived of Octopuns

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    12. It's been more than a month. You lied.

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    13. That comment was 8 months and 5 days ago. Come back to us!

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    14. It has been 281 days since...
      And though I normally would not post an angry comment, the blog says it will update "as soon as I get enough angry comments" so...

      Hurry up!
      D:<

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    15. I'm still kind of waiting....

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    16. Glad to hear it! Man, that pencil ought to be really sharp by now!

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    17. One year later...

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    18. A month, he said.

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    19. Just a month!

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    20. When you said, "about a month" did you mean, "about a year"?

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    21. C'mon, over a year.... give us a comic, please?

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    22. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    23. ...come on, man

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    24. Your new comic prediction has a rhyme; however, the lack of loyalty towards it should be considered a crime.

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    25. Woho! I think you forgot to upload it though :)

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    26. And the bad news is?

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    27. Dude.. I trusted you..
      Still hope that you update sometime :'(

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    28. A month away. Sure.

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    29. A month and X years away. Also, I just realized you could reply as your AIM account. Coolios.

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    30. A month and X years away. Also; apparently you can reply using your AIM account.

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  39. There is more hope then I could have dreamed in even the most dastardly of dreams!

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  40. I'll buy you a stapler if you hurry up!

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  41. Octopuns, you've been messing with us about frequent comics the whole time haven't you?

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  42. about a month later...

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  43. Neeeeed MOOOOAAAR Octopuns

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  44. It's been a month.

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  45. ohmygodazombiebitmeandnowihavetopeeSeptember 5, 2014 at 9:55 PM

    Maybe if people started swearing at you again, you'll get your shit together.
    I'm pissed you haven't uploaded a comic yet. So disappoint...

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  46. Oh man i had a dream i met you last night guy who makes Octopuns and i was like “hey man why don’t you make Octopuns anymore” and you were like “bro iv just been too busy with work and my 11 month old baby” and then i was like “ah fair enough” and then you were like “if you babysit for me though i’ll have time to do more” so then i went to go over to your apartment to babysit but on the way i got distracted and then had sex with my 5th grade French teacher then fell down some stairs then woke up

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  47. Its October. Time for another Octopuns?

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  48. You stopped? I mss you

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  49. you suck, come back for ffs!

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  50. Dude, I love your comics, I saw all of them today please come back :c I love u, it's my favorite vowel huehuehue

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  51. Dude, I love your comics, I saw all of them today please come back :c I love u, it's my favorite vowel huehuehue

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  52. more like three months away?

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  53. Dear Mr. Octopuns!
    We are not inanimate objects to draw tears on our feces! People demand octopuns.

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  54. I still believe in Octopuns.

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  55. You must live on another planet where a month there is almost a whole Earth year.

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  56. I guess it's really over :(

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  57. Hes gone forever ;(

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  58. Are you still alive, I just discovered your blog, it is godlike.

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  59. It's such a looooooong month already....

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  60. I am genuinely concerned about your safety and well-being.

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  61. I miss you dude... :(

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  62. GOD DAMN IT!!! POST ANOTHER FUCKING COMIC ALREADY!!!!! SHIT IN MY LIFE IS GOING DOWN AND I NEED A FUCKING BREAK!!!!!!!

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  63. come on, new comics, pleeeeeaaase good sir :)

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  64. come on, new comics, pleeeease sir :)

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  65. I just looked at all of these.... you should make more! Forget school well pay you to make these things :)

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  66. Anything coming out for Christmas?

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  67. I will wait forever if need be.

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  68. If there is no new comic at march 22, 2015, I will find you, and make you draw me a comic.

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  69. New year,new pun(s)?

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  70. Its over...9 months...

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  71. Puns... Im starving for puns...

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  72. I haven't forgotten about you Octopuns <3

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  73. nooooo reached the end of the line! from the 1st to this one and no update since March....

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  74. It's been a while....

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  75. Tomorrow is the six-month anniversary of "a month away". Never forget.

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  76. Its almost a year now

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  77. Discovered Octopuns yesterday, just finished going through all of them.

    My god man... you're a legend.

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  78. Liar, liar. Pants on fire!

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  79. octopuns where are you

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  80. It's official, he's dead :(

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  81. so. when is the next comic coming?

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  82. IT'S BEEN A OVER A YEAR PLEASE MAKE MORE I'M DYING

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  83. These are so great. Are you done making these comics?? Its been over a year since your last comic.

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  84. so.... no more Octopuns?

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  85. Octopuns, one month
    does not mean indefinite
    period of time.

    -wasp604

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  86. it's the year 2015 and still no new comic :(

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  87. Octopuns? Hello? Miss u.

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  88. But... This is the longest he's ever been gone... Ever.

    I went through every comic for the first time, checked the dates, this has been the longest hiatus. He's actually gone.

    RIP in peace, Octopuns

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  89. It's been well over a year, come on man

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  90. Still waiting :(

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  91. Only a month? How about only a year? Oh, wait... Two years?

    ...Please?

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  92. Life has become bleak, no hope in sight. We've been forsaken :'(

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  93. This site makes me so sad. You should come back to us.

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  94. Days since last contact - 442
    The year has been hard on us all. The Octopun Winter seems to have no end. I pray for the return of our lord Octopun, but I fear he has deserted us. If you're out there lord Octopun, know that we are still here, we are still waiting.

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  95. It's like a year later where are you

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  96. :(( I miss this comic, I just started binge reading it and it was over so fast. Please update it?

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  97. please make one:( everyone misses you:(

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  98. We all miss you! :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

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  99. I need mooooooooooooore. Please come back ;(

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  100. It's been nearly two years now, yet we're still waiting.

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  101. Where are you now that we need you?

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  102. Where are you now that we need you?

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  103. we still remember you. We still miss you.
    Would love to see new octopuns comics, but more importantly I hope you're okay.

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  104. WHAT? YOUR OCTOPUNS IS EVOLVING!
    CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR OCTOPUNS EVOLVED INTO MAY 2016!

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  105. 2 years, and almost 3 months. Congratulations, this is a record!

    Now quickly, post a new one and never try to break your record again?

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