BUT IT WAS POSSIBLY UNEXPECTED BECAUSE YOU WERE TOTALLY THINKING 'OH I BET IT'S GOING TO BE A DUDE WHO KILLS CEREAL'. THAT IS WHAT I LIKE TO CALL: 'TRICKING MY READERS'.
Yesterday, the body of Howard Octopus was discovered on *something* beach by an anonymous octopus. Eye witnesses say that they saw Howard on the pier shortly before his death. Police investigations have led to the arrest of one Pierre Pressure. Damn him. Damn him to hell. "We can't even trust your (sic) piers anymore" said one concerned old octopus when questioned by the Octopress.
It is a sad, sad day for Octopus Land. Everyone is probably going to die. Wheee. I'm a newspaper. Wheeee! I wonder why there is a picture of the killer, rather than the victim.
i am someone who thought there was cereal in the water that was gonna kill the little octi
ReplyDeleteSome of your best work, you so cute.
ReplyDeleteI was tricked, good work.
ReplyDeleteI want to read the newspaper...
ReplyDeletei enjoy this one
ReplyDeleteyou actually wrote out an article although it's almost impossible to read?
ReplyDeleteShoot...you got me too.
ReplyDeletelol noooo
ReplyDeleteYesterday, the body of Howard Octopus was discovered on *something* beach by an anonymous octopus. Eye witnesses say that they saw Howard on the pier shortly before his death. Police investigations have led to the arrest of one Pierre Pressure. Damn him. Damn him to hell. "We can't even trust your (sic) piers anymore" said one concerned old octopus when questioned by the Octopress.
ReplyDeleteIt is a sad, sad day for Octopus Land. Everyone is probably going to die. Wheee. I'm a newspaper. Wheeee! I wonder why there is a picture of the killer, rather than the victim.
It's Squid beach.
ReplyDeleteaww dude, that frickin amazing and funny
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I thought it would have something to do with cereal. Lol "Pier pressure." You're a genius! :D
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