Saturday, March 17, 2012

#85 The Red Guy



Woah. This is horrible. WOAH. Woah nelly. This is what happens when I'm forced to draw a comic. Two months is not nearly enough.

Also, every sound in the land of Octopuns makes a "DOOF" noise. Keep that in mind.

ALSO, BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE MOST RECENT GUEST COMIC. IT WAS ONLY ON THE MAIN PAGE FOR LIKE THREE DAYS BEFORE I REPLACED IT WITH MY UGLY COMIC.

Posted by Octopuns at 4:13 PM

37 comments:

  1. OctopunsMarch 17, 2012 at 4:16 PM

    THIS IS THE WORST. WHY ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?

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    1. AnonymousJuly 19, 2012 at 3:25 PM

      Is it really that bad, I mean let's face it they are all very very bad puns, but that's why they're funny, just because your retarded and do t get not of the puns

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    2. John RaymondJuly 29, 2013 at 1:34 AM

      I've never laughed so retardedly at anything online. I don't fucking snort when I laugh. Only these fucking comics do that to me. I laughed for a good solid 5 minutes after reading this. I can't even say that about Cyanide and Happiness! This website is golden! I seriously love these so much!

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  2. ChirigamiMarch 17, 2012 at 4:21 PM

    I seriously, honestly don't get it. :( But me not being a native English speaker might be the cause. :(

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    1. JayMarch 23, 2012 at 6:29 AM

      A bouncer is someone who stands outside clubs and decides who goes in, does that help?

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    2. ChirigamiMarch 31, 2012 at 4:25 PM

      Yes, it does. Thank you! :D

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  3. AnonymousMarch 17, 2012 at 4:28 PM

    WHAT IS WITH THE UGLY UP AND ALADDIN POSTERS DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO RESIZE ANYTHING I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ARTIST

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    1. OctopunsMarch 17, 2012 at 4:32 PM

      DUDE THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT. THOSE POSTERS ARE ACTUALLY BAD QUALITY.

      GARY IS A DICK AND PRINTS HIS POSTERS ON DRAFT

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    2. AnonymousMarch 17, 2012 at 4:45 PM

      WHATEVER DUDE YOU'RE A SELL OUT, I HOPE YOU BATHE WELL IN THOSE SWEET DISNEY BUCKS YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY GETTING.

      ALSO, TESTICLES.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 17, 2012 at 4:36 PM

    God bless you, Octopuns man.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 17, 2012 at 4:49 PM

    HAHAHA BOUNCING ON THE BED. but in all reality, how did he hear his mum with all the noise she could hear?

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  6. rom_maniacMarch 17, 2012 at 7:14 PM

    This was before Gary was a wild cat.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 17, 2012 at 7:42 PM

    "doof" means "dumb" in german. That's kinda funny I guess.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 17, 2012 at 8:16 PM

    I loll'd :D

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  9. HansMarch 17, 2012 at 8:49 PM

    Does bouncing also mean turning people away or something?

    I don't get it!!! T-T <-- worst crying face ever

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    1. VincentMarch 17, 2012 at 11:13 PM

      Ah, _thank you_. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bouncer#Noun

      In that case it is funny :P

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  10. AnonymousMarch 18, 2012 at 12:48 AM

    so worth the wait. KEEP EM COMING OCTO MAN!

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  11. AnonymousMarch 18, 2012 at 1:18 AM

    art

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  12. AnonymousMarch 18, 2012 at 4:12 AM

    bwhahhaha<3 but... is there some deeper meaning/pun behind the posters I'm not getting? both are disney movies that deal with flying... HMMMMMM...

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  13. AnonymousMarch 18, 2012 at 4:26 AM

    I loveeeee octopuns!!! I've read every single one and have not been let down yet! God bless!

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  14. Spaceguy5March 18, 2012 at 8:36 AM

    ....I.... UNDERSTOOD IT....... THE FIRST TIME!

    AMAAAAZING!

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  15. AnonymousMarch 19, 2012 at 11:42 AM

    Needs more Doof.

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  16. ohmygodazomiebitmeandnowicantpeeMarch 19, 2012 at 10:18 PM

    Good enough!

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  17. AnonymousMarch 20, 2012 at 4:06 AM

    Well, at least you're still alive.

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  18. AnonymousMarch 21, 2012 at 1:54 AM

    ....I.... UNDERSTOOD IT....... THE FIRST TIME!

    AMAAAAZING!

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  19. Troglodytes'r'usMarch 21, 2012 at 9:31 AM

    Ahh they're not nearly as good when they're actually funny... :P

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  20. juggling sheepMarch 22, 2012 at 11:06 PM

    It only took me like 10 times reading it, over a couple of days, and I finally got it!

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  21. AnonymousMarch 23, 2012 at 7:59 AM

    We love you!!!

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  22. AnonymousMarch 26, 2012 at 11:15 AM

    What has the world come to? The octopi in the first (green) and sixth (blue) panels clearly have the correct number of legs!!!
    I didn't get it but then I read the comments. I get it now but I can't figure out why the orange octopus is crying.

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    1. AnonymousApril 7, 2012 at 1:15 AM

      The Orange guy was also bounced... see, he's not on the party side of that red tape.

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  23. Ad AstraMarch 27, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    This is the fastest comic I've gotten. I LOVE IT!!! Seriously.

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  24. Ad AstraMarch 27, 2012 at 11:27 AM

    I finally understood it only after reading it 1.5 times. YESSSSS! I love it. Seriously, I do.

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  25. AnonymousMarch 27, 2012 at 12:18 PM

    i need a bouncer, how much do you charge ?

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  26. AnonymousMarch 28, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    why is it titled "The red guy"?

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    1. AnonymousApril 1, 2012 at 2:38 AM

      The Red Guy is on the guest list.

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  27. AnonymousMarch 29, 2012 at 11:45 AM

    OMG, this has read a whole new level of bad!!!

    God I love these comics!! :D

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  28. AnonymousMarch 31, 2012 at 3:14 AM

    MOAR PUNS

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